The Republic of Osmanlie is a fledgling, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 6 million Osmanlieans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Osmanliean economy, worth 234 billion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,109 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osmanlie's national animal is the fox.

Osmanlie is ranked 261,657^th in the world and 583^rd in Horizon for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,109.63 Standard Monetary Units.