The Rogue Nation of Paleocats is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.558 billion Paleontologists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of anarchy central. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Paleocatsian economy, worth 101 trillion bartering systems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 65,278 bartering systems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty, Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, and it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Paleocats's national animal is the Smilodon Populator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Paleocats is ranked 141,223^rd in the world and 5,590^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 941.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.