Population | 34.922 billion |
Capital | New London |
Leader | James Lambert |
Currency | Federal Pound |
Animal | Evil Unicorn |
The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.922 billion Belschaftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 7,775 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,640 Federal Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', vaccinations are mandatory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Belschaft is ranked 282,669th in the world and 5,202nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 21.37 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Empire of Silvalbia.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Republic of Shorax.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Republic of Santo soccerland.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Queendom of Ducrul.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Republic of Kaldane.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Theocracy of DiseasedMeatism.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of The North Maljun Islands.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Republic of Radovish Soviet.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Republic of Injah.
World Assembly
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