The State of Paramaribo Hill is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.335 billion Paramaribo Hillians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Paramaribo Hillian economy, worth 871 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,849 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,322 per year while the poor average 2,302, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Paramaribo Hill has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Paramaribo Hill's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paramaribo Hill is ranked 259,004^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Suriname for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 413.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.