The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.257 billion ParrrrTayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Education also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkplace Pub. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ParrrrTayian economy, worth a remarkable 3,897 trillion smashes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,072 smashes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,811 per year while the poor average 22,858, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in ParrrrTay, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ParrrrTay's national animal is the hampster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.