The Socialist People's Republic of Parydeswais is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Anna Kezky and Dr Voltov Kezky with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.162 billion Parydeswaisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deetresky City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parydeswaisian economy, worth 221 trillion Foxtrots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,401 Foxtrots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, Anna Kezky and Dr Voltov Kezky's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parydeswais's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Foxism and Atheism.

Parydeswais is ranked 3,220^th in the world and 9^th in Wintreath for Safest, scoring 138.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.