The Federated States of Pazill Ran is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.122 billion Pazillians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlington. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pazillian economy, worth 65.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,543 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, interest in globalism never flags, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pazill Ran's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pazill Ran is ranked 73,631^st in the world and 346^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,712.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.