The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 184 million Cunnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cunny Cute and Funnyian economy, worth 8.17 trillion Cunnian rubles a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,408 Cunnian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cunny Cute and Funny's national animal is the Illyasviel von Einzbern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cunny Cute and Funny is ranked 245,912^th in the world and 4,430^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.