The Federal Republic of Deerp is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sam Kurt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.506 billion Deerpians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deerp city. The average income tax rate is 84.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Deerpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,815 trillion Derps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 279,083 Derps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's a hole in the heart of every Deerpian city, deerp city is a police state during international summits, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime is totally unknown. Deerp's national animal is the dolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is E.

Deerp is ranked 288,679^th in the world and 5,425^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.71 pounds of wildlife per square mile.