The Kingdom of Greenwisch is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 381 million Greenwischians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 10.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Greenwischian economy, worth 17.0 trillion quetzals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,729 quetzals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, billions of quetzals are being poured into a space program, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greenwisch's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greenwisch is ranked 42,960^th in the world and 1,033^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.