The Federal Republic of Republic of Rhode Island is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ronald Wilson Reagan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.888 billion Republic of Rhode Islandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Rhode Islandian economy, worth 286 trillion Dollar Rhode Islands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,635 Dollar Rhode Islands, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Rhode Island's national animal is the Bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Republic of Rhode Island is ranked 180,825^th in the world and 3,347^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 25.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.