Population | 280 million |
Currency | Satalina |
Animal | Kinkajou |
The Grand Duchy of Satilynia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 280 million Satilynians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.
The very strong Satilynian economy, worth 17.3 trillion Satalinas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,921 Satalinas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.
The Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the Satilynian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Satilynia's national animal is the Kinkajou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Satilynia is ranked 207,741st in the world and 3,825th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Satilynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Satilynia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of HawkoFon.
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The State of Chernaya Zvezda.
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan.
- : Satilynia's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The United Federation of Blipp.
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The Goodbye of Stelmund.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 83 » Tepertopia, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Ebonhand, Bohenia, Goldnation, Ever Testing, Land Without Shrimp, Sporaltryus, Wehraboos, Amerion, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Asarana, The Filippinas, Differences-In-Differences, Great Lothian, Curlyhoward, The Free Falklands, Eastern Juble Lux, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Pepperton, Emagination, ANuadh, IndustroMiliComplex, America Gone Wrong, Kiasu-ism, Darakin, Hadrex, Linden Oak, Legosia, The Solar System Scope, Yomer, The real Ireland, Abarri, Mythora, The Achericend, Jehenna, Republic of Rhode Island, Karlsburgh, The Two Jerseys, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Nowa Europa, Jontum, Purisect, Southern Numenor, Belschaft, BEEstreetz, Forearza, Afria Thebel, Nakayo, and 33 others.Nyitrai, Swenfia 2, United Allied Systems Nations, USNE2018, Rebel-topia, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Unielvan Millorvium, Anarco Argentina, Los Lonley Boys, East Endia, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Bleakfoot, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Mardunia, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Morian, Sedunn, Great Scapula, Hacrela, North Kanuckistan, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Blipp, Eastern Bahia, Calistan, Chernaya Zvezda, HawkoFon, and Meglomania.