The People's Republic of Pennsilfaani is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8 million Pennsilfaanier enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Pennsilfaanian economy, worth 317 billion Deitschmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,717 Deitschmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pennsilfaani's national animal is the Distelfink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pennsilfaani is ranked 256,916^th in the world and 483^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,717.5 Standard Monetary Units.