The United Communities of Phoneada is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dán S'anterepo with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.674 billion Phoneadeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vesenaroda. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Phoneadan economy, worth 552 trillion Retnas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 150,371 Retnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, subsistence farmers require doctorates in applied sowing, and the Phoneada Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown. Phoneada's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularity.

Phoneada is ranked 30,361^st in the world and 70^th in Pacifism for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,308.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.