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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 712thMost Armed: 1,050thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,565th
The Feudal State of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
North Pacific shall fall
Gabas
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Eastern Bahia

Population10.14 billion

CapitalSalvador
LeaderGabas
FaithSpiritism

CurrencyNovos cruzados roais do rois
AnimalBat

The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gabas with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.14 billion Bahians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Bahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion Novos cruzados roais do rois a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,266 Novos cruzados roais do rois, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Bahia's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spiritism.

Eastern Bahia is ranked 9,993rd in the world and 237th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 407.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 712thMost Armed: 1,050thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,738thHighest Crime Rates: 1,761stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,946thMost Avoided: 2,404thFattest Citizens: 2,484thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,979thLargest Retail Industry: 3,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,242ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,756thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,967thMost Influential: 5,560thMost Secular: 5,596thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,819thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,001stLargest Insurance Industry: 7,379thRudest Citizens: 7,578thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,624thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,652ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,841stHighest Average Incomes: 9,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,993rdLargest Black Market: 10,709thHighest Economic Output: 11,688thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,241stTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,197thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,896thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,548thSmartest Citizens: 22,950thLargest Mining Sector: 25,971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,505th
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Most Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 87th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Black Market: 98th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionMost Secular: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148th in the regionRudest Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 176th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 186th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 202nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 237th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 292nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 322nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 413th in the regionLargest Populations: 435th in the regionMost Influential: 514th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Bat Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Novum Regnum.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 184 » Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Ever Testing, The Free Falklands, Curlyhoward, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, ANuadh, Great Scapula, Ebonhand, Skaladoria, Myhomecountry, Tepertopia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Lothian, Land Without Shrimp, Goldnation, Lupusterra, The Two Jerseys, Vimoraland, Sanden, Zanforadon, Romanopolska, Nova Montron, Qadiworka, Bleakfoot, Froshar, A leftover country, Bawkie, West Khazana Finsstan, Jarilon, Drystar, Jehenna, Nowa Europa, New-Javarra, Eleuthelrium, No moking, Volaworand, Arscanesia, Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, Privatore, Isokenzar, North Korea is best, Ostavaria, Silvalbia, Darakin, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Purisect, The Filippinas, Eastern Juble Lux, and 134 others.Eastern Doncaster, Amerion, Las Filipina, Swenfia 2, Antarctic Empires, Gonthavnor, Cerespasia, Zaelith, New Xartoia, Emagination, Explodeingtnt, Afria Thebel, Inner Albania, Sumina, Serpleddyland, Linden Oak, Mercian Legions, Democates, BEEstreetz, Xanistan, Amerinsca, Springwalla, Itani, Corpoterra, Aidenfieeld, Detroxia, The Solar System Scope, Xandev, Upper Ryu Lorty, Yomer, Republic of Rhode Island, Rebel-topia, Calistan, America Gone Wrong, Hacrela, Eritria, Dun Frest, Balisca, Tioloman, Pede Cattus, Poguelands, Soradev, Meglomania, Wehraboos, Petea, Differences-In-Differences, Walloonia, Jammlandia, Anarco Argentina, Shefino, Tigrulia, Rad Asia, Ferrumetlapis, Asarana, Gitlok, Pamela And Hepatitis, Avastotz, Aquila Audax, The Island of Sorna, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Abarri, Venezia Pacifica, Gutiterra, Soem, Dakalian, Unielvan Millorvium, Gwandalis, Greater Lamero, Frairrisburg, Gdfsg land, Chernaya Zvezda, Skwar, Nill Vill, Laniakea and Primaliya, Megistos, Yellunstryer, Doundaly, Tvania, Genoxelande, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Sporaltryus, Great Ostanian Republic, Novovaritsya, Peoples East Aliska, Vespurg, IndustroMiliComplex, Karatengisa, Tahiron, Pabtlau, Haya-Nagatoro, Lyautesie, SharttingToepia, Marre, Madhonia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Pepoland, Yugarritia, Aurcania, USNE2018, New Maxta, Fasire, Farelonia, HawkoFon, 7 Trees, Tanyaland, Greenwisch, Blondiesland, Uvalor, United Galtallicaltopia, Morian, Belschaft, Kholdan, Revcader, Los Lonley Boys, Amerikanisches Imperium, North Kanuckistan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Mittero, Lans Isles, Ferfulesse, Lilli Lands, Janoi Donacen, Hazahmkong, Atomic Garden, Corthsri, Legion Of The Moon, Sedunn, Jontum, Albend, Farengeto, Lynxaion, Rotenaplistan, The Novum Regnum, and Dante-topia.

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