Population | 1.874 billion |
Capital | Pocoliland City |
Leader | Brass B Uddys |
Faith | Silly Billyism |
Currency | baht |
Animal | platypus |
The Silly billys of Pocoliland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Brass B Uddys with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.874 billion idiots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocoliland City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pocolilandian economy, worth 241 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 129,099 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Millions of idiots are excellent swimmers, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pocoliland's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Silly Billyism.
Pocoliland is ranked 281,050th in the world and 288th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pocoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Pocoliland, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Pocoliland, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Following new legislation in Pocoliland, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in Pocoliland, millions of idiots are excellent swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Pocoliland, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Pocoliland was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Ancron.
- : Pocoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Pocoliland, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Pocoliland.
- : Following new legislation in Pocoliland, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 20 » Marxist Land of Peoples, Communist Union of Rus, Soviet Trailer Park, Midterra, Rorlenland, Kawany, Rhenna, United Asahi, Sincadenas, Larger Green Plants, Hussija, Themsylvanii, Runegeist, Xanidema, Kero Kero Bonito, Volkersland, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, Linted, and Ancron.