The Federal Republic of Pollska Slowianska is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, devout population of 2.067 billion Polles are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The very strong Pollish economy, worth 134 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,004 Złoties, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, lending money has become a major liability, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Pollska Slowianska's national animal is the White-Tailed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Pollska Slowianska is ranked 113,490^th in the world and 1^st in The Golden Empire Germany land of polls for Most Developed, scoring 58.93 on the Human Development Index.