The Republic of Pontbridge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stylesjl with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 33.054 billion Pontbridgers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pontbridge. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pontbridger economy, worth an astonishing 16,578 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 501,544 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Families burn Stylesjl's latest official photograph to keep warm, they say that Pontbridgers made a dessert and called it peace, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown. Pontbridge's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pontbridge is ranked 1,936^th in the world and 3^rd in Pontbridge Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,806.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.