The Chilled Republic of Premiora is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Ranada with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.443 billion Premiorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Premiora City. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Premioran economy, worth 406 trillion Premiors a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,262 Premiors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premiora's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Premiora is ranked 12,032^nd in the world and 734^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,810.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.