The Confederacy of Provianiis is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 400 million Provianiisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Provianiisian economy, worth 18.6 trillion banknotes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,602 banknotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and hospitals in Provianiis are too busy serving the needs of the Pacific to see Provianiisians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Provianiis's national animal is the Blobfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Provianiis is ranked 65,352^nd in the world and 540^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,555 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.