The Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull of Pulland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 8.552 billion Pull Pull Pull have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The all-consuming Pull Pull Pull economy, worth 822 trillion Pull Pull Pulls a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,121 Pull Pull Pulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulland's national animal is the Pull Pull Pull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull.

Pulland is ranked 242,011^th in the world and 10^th in Canguta Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 7.78 Obesity Rate.