The Sultanate of Qarfan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 305 million Qarfanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Qarfanian economy, worth 10.4 trillion Tuluqs a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,991 Tuluqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qarfan's national animal is the Dartvaqi Roc.

Qarfan is ranked 176,246^th in the world and 79^th in Alcris for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.