The Qek of Qek is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.944 billion qek live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of qek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving qek economy, worth 512 trillion qeks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,308 qeks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,852 per year while the poor average 11,689, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Qek has designated qek as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Qek's national animal is the qek, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Qek is ranked 138,326^th in the world and 1^st in qek for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,902.25 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.