The Federal Commonwealth of Quezo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Almighty Seagull with a fair hand, and notable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.469 billion Seagulls are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seagullian economy, worth a remarkable 2,283 trillion Qoists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 305,716 Qoists, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,034,691 per year while the poor average 66,753, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

Maximum security Seagullian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Quezo at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quezo's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Seagullismï¸ï¸.

Quezo is ranked 287,779^th in the world and 438^th in The League for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.