The Republic of Rabitopia is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 309 million Rabitopians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabitopia City. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Rabitopian economy, worth 13.3 trillion feltis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,104 feltis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, Jennifer Government is banned, and members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabitopia's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabitopia is ranked 35,138^th in the world and 369^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.