The United Socialist States of Rajbar is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 320 million Rajbarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rajbarian economy, worth 24.0 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is 75,005 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rajbar's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rajbar is ranked 50,387^th in the world and 91^st in Aesica for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.