The Nation of Rambert IV is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rambert IV with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 32.489 billion Rambert IVians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rambert IV City. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rambert IVian economy, worth a remarkable 4,040 trillion denaris a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 124,379 denaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, voting is voluntary, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Rambert IV's national animal is the amoebe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Rambert IV is ranked 284,939^th in the world and 10,899^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.