The Soviet Socialist Republic of Red Phone is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.958 billion Red Phoneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Red Phonean economy, worth 531 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 66,835 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,471 per year while the poor average 17,041, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and Red Phone is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Red Phone's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Red Phone is ranked 28,835^th in the world and 285^th in Suspicious for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 62,558.02 Standard Monetary Units.