The END IS NEEEEEEIGH of Reidellankic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Differences-In-Differences with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.429 billion Reidellankicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hejjo. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The thriving Reidellankician economy, worth 295 trillion Baruihts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 86,043 Baruihts, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, Reidellankic has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime is totally unknown. Reidellankic's national animal is the Falcon and its national religion is Bridge-hopping.

Reidellankic is ranked 27,467^th in the world and 340^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,680.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.