
| Population | 14.271 billion |
| Capital | Umastagram |
| Leader | Curren-Chan |
| Faith | The Curren Chan Fanclub |
| Currency | Yōmyon |
| Animal | Uma Musume |
The Esoteric Order of Renea is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Curren-Chan with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.271 billion Reneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umastagram. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Renean economy, worth a remarkable 9,276 trillion Yōmyons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 650,039 Yōmyons, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government is avowedly secular, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and the image of Renea's future is just a picture from last century. Crime is totally unknown. Renea's national animal is the Uma Musume, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Curren Chan Fanclub.
Renea is ranked 16,132nd in the world and 863rd in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,358.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Renea, the image of Renea's future is just a picture from last century.
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Renea, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
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Renea, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, the government is avowedly secular.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
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Renea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
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Renea, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
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Renea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Renea, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
































































