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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 832ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 911thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,273rd
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
You Cannot Escape Your Escape
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Diplomat
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Rihooka

Population12.7 billion

LeaderKirsten

CurrencyRi
AnimalGuinea Pig

The Free Land of Rihooka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kirsten with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.7 billion Rihookans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rihookan economy, worth a remarkable 1,691 trillion Ris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 133,214 Ris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rihooka's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rihooka is ranked 5,286th in the world and 6th in Hippy Haven for Smartest Citizens, with 124.55 quips per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 832ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 911thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,523rdMost Pacifist: 1,553rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,573rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,114thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,269thSafest: 2,289thBest Weather: 2,452ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,541stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,661stTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,754thNicest Citizens: 2,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,968thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,175thHighest Food Quality: 3,178thMost Developed: 3,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,731stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,193rdMost Cultured: 4,296thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,594thHealthiest Citizens: 4,702ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,756thLargest Governments: 5,145thSmartest Citizens: 5,286thLowest Crime Rates: 6,687thMost Influential: 7,405thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,357thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,385thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,212thHighest Economic Output: 11,597thTop
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Most Secular: 13,720thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,946thMost Income Equality: 18,875thMost Efficient Economies: 20,204thHighest Average Incomes: 20,508thLargest Populations: 24,785thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,944th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rihooka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Rihooka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Rihooka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Rihooka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Rihooka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Rihooka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Rihooka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Rihooka, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Rihooka, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Rihooka, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.

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