The Kingdom of Rizzamibia is a mid-sized, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 84 million Rizzamibians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Rizzamibian economy, worth 5.41 trillion 67s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,363 67s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,616 per year while the poor average 16,330, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Rizzamibia's national animal is the Mango, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rizzamibia is ranked 264,768^th in the world and 2,165^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.