The Kingdom of Rolven is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Birgitta Raske with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.889 billion Rolves enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondheim. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolvish economy, worth a remarkable 2,619 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 164,872 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, Birgitta Raske is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rolven's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rolven is ranked 281,699^th in the world and 357^th in Nordic Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -360.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.