The Empire of Sitno Carstvo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Regency with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.862 billion Sitno Carstvoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novi Pitholm. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sitno Carstvoan economy, worth 322 trillion Carstvo Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 83,423 Carstvo Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and Regency often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sitno Carstvo's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Srpska pravoslavna crkva.

Sitno Carstvo is ranked 14,368^th in the world and 15^th in Nordic Lands for Most Patriotic, with 55.16 flags saluted per person per day.