The Empire of Bonobiana is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Bonobo with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The cynical population of 5.035 billion Bonobistas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonobinópolis. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonobiano economy, worth 943 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,290 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and Supreme Bonobo's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonobiana's national animal is the Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temple of Free SEX.

Bonobiana is ranked 3,842^nd in the world and 102^nd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 632.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.