The United States of Romonio is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning penguin population. The hard-working, democratic population of 18 million Romonioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.5%.

The strong Romonioan economy, worth 1.06 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,045 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is relatively low. Romonio's national animal is the penguin.

Romonio is ranked 206,046^th in the world and 266^th in Eurth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.