The Kingdom of Roxaria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Leo X with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.436 billion Roxarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Roxo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The thriving Roxarian economy, worth 123 trillion Roxarian Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 86,055 Roxarian Reais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,406 per year while the poor average 17,660, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Western Malamute hunting institutions, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate King Leo X's ever-expanding ego, meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Roxaria's national animal is the Western Malamute, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roxaria is ranked 282,822^nd in the world and 175^th in Corsair for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.