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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421stMost Influential: 2,477thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,857th
The Islamic Theocratic Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
For the empire, for the emperor!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Empire of Dabiristan

Population2.241 billion

LeaderEmperor Dabir Vlll


The Islamic Theocratic Monarchy of Empire of Dabiristan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Dabir Vlll with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.241 billion Dabiristanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristanian economy, worth 364 trillion Zaids a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,592 Zaids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, people who have lived their entire lives in Empire of Dabiristan are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 53,180th in the world and 778th in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 364 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421stTop
Most Influential: 2,477thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,857thLowest Crime Rates: 3,018thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,330thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,430thLargest Governments: 5,611thHealthiest Citizens: 5,714thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,734thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,619thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,648thSafest: 6,943rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,107thMost Developed: 8,355thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,477thMost Conservative: 8,771stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,290thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,300thMost Efficient Economies: 9,892ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,403rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,446thHighest Average Incomes: 11,751stTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,195thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,654thBest Weather: 12,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,488thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,794thSmartest Citizens: 16,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,417thLargest Mining Sector: 19,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,778th
Lowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 158th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 178th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 194th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 225th in the regionSafest: 226th in the regionMost Developed: 252nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 277th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 307th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 313th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 322nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 323rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 359th in the regionBest Weather: 407th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 436th in the regionMost Conservative: 439th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 453rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 467th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 478th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 570th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 595th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 598th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 727th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 778th in the region

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