The Jamhuri-ye Islâmi-ye of Empire of Dabiristan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.784 billion Dabiristani's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 2,897 trillion Fayrs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,204 Fayrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sick Dabiristani's are hair today and gone tomorrow, the internet has been placed under government control, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 305,673^rd in the world and 236^th in Corsair for Fattest Citizens, with 2.62 Obesity Rate.