The Theocracy of Rsetresnoaleri is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.577 billion Rsetresnoalerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.3%.

The strong Rsetresnoalerian economy, worth 135 trillion Latinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,052 Latinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,596 per year while the poor average 21,168, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rsetresnoaleri's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rsetresnoaleri is ranked 144,458^th in the world and 201^st in Wolf Card Farm Corporation for Safest, scoring 62.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.