The Kitsu Republic of Russkov Soviet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Leader Artyom Kitsenko with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 28.228 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerelia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitsu economy, worth a remarkable 7,501 trillion Vixims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,752 Vixims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the past is set in stone, the government is proudly free of crabs, and Kitsu military drills look more like joint-The Confederacy of Free Nations exercises than anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Russkov Soviet's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the Golden Fox.

Russkov Soviet is ranked 2,887^th in the world and 2^nd in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 194,062.23 Standard Monetary Units.