
| Population | 4.766 billion |
| Capital | Rykhland |
| Leader | Elita von Alfherzen I |
| Faith | Rykhian Orthodox |
| Currency | Thaler |
| Animal | Black Eagle |
The Empire of Rykhia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elita von Alfherzen I with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, conspicuous electricity pylons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.766 billion Rykhians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rykhland. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Rykhian economy, worth 897 trillion Thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,273 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, time flies when you're not having fun, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Rykhia's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rykhia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rykhian Orthodox.
Rykhia is ranked 26,936th in the world and 122nd in Horizon for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,863.77 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Rykhia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Rykhia's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in
Rykhia, time flies when you're not having fun.
- : Following new legislation in
Rykhia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in
Rykhia, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
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Rykhia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
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Rykhia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
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Rykhia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
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Rykhia, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time.
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Rykhia, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
- : Following new legislation in
Rykhia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.












































































