The Principality of Sain San is a small, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working population of 23 million Sain Sanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.2%.

The Sain Sanian economy, worth 1.16 trillion francs a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,283 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sain San's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sain San is ranked 202,529^th in the world and 1,966^th in the Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 52.7 on the Human Development Index.