Population | 10.125 billion |
Capital | Salvador |
Leader | Gabas |
Faith | Spiritism |
Currency | Novos cruzados roais do rois |
Animal | Bat |
The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gabas with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.125 billion Bahians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Eastern Bahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,094 trillion Novos cruzados roais do rois a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 206,903 Novos cruzados roais do rois, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Eastern Bahian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, bilingual Bahians are viewed with suspicion, and academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Bahia's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spiritism.
Eastern Bahia is ranked 273,888th in the world and 5,132nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.59 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, bilingual Bahians are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
- : Eastern Bahia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, Eastern Bahian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 184 » Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Ever Testing, The Free Falklands, Curlyhoward, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, ANuadh, Great Scapula, Ebonhand, Skaladoria, Myhomecountry, Tepertopia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Lothian, Land Without Shrimp, Goldnation, Lupusterra, The Two Jerseys, Vimoraland, Sanden, Zanforadon, Romanopolska, Nova Montron, Qadiworka, Bleakfoot, Froshar, A leftover country, Bawkie, West Khazana Finsstan, Jarilon, Drystar, Jehenna, Nowa Europa, New-Javarra, Sedia, Eleuthelrium, No moking, Volaworand, Arscanesia, Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, Privatore, Isokenzar, North Korea is best, Ostavaria, Silvalbia, Darakin, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Purisect, The Filippinas, and 134 others.Eastern Juble Lux, Eastern Doncaster, Amerion, Las Filipina, Swenfia 2, Antarctic Empires, Gonthavnor, Cerespasia, Zaelith, New Xartoia, Emagination, Explodeingtnt, Afria Thebel, Inner Albania, Sumina, Serpleddyland, Linden Oak, Mercian Legions, Democates, Doraya, BEEstreetz, Xanistan, Amerinsca, Springwalla, Itani, Corpoterra, Aidenfieeld, Detroxia, The Solar System Scope, Xandev, Upper Ryu Lorty, Yomer, Republic of Rhode Island, Rebel-topia, Calistan, America Gone Wrong, Hacrela, Eritria, Dun Frest, Balisca, Tioloman, Pede Cattus, Poguelands, Soradev, Meglomania, Wehraboos, Petea, Differences-In-Differences, Walloonia, Jammlandia, Anarco Argentina, Shefino, Tigrulia, Rad Asia, Ferrumetlapis, Asarana, Gitlok, Pamela And Hepatitis, Avastotz, Aquila Audax, The Island of Sorna, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Abarri, Venezia Pacifica, Gutiterra, Soem, Dakalian, Unielvan Millorvium, Gwandalis, Greater Lamero, Frairrisburg, Gdfsg land, Chernaya Zvezda, Skwar, Nill Vill, Laniakea and Primaliya, Megistos, Yellunstryer, Doundaly, Tvania, Genoxelande, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Sporaltryus, Great Ostanian Republic, Novovaritsya, Peoples East Aliska, Vespurg, IndustroMiliComplex, Karatengisa, Tahiron, Pabtlau, Haya-Nagatoro, Lyautesie, SharttingToepia, Marre, Madhonia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Pepoland, Yugarritia, Aurcania, USNE2018, New Maxta, Fasire, Farelonia, HawkoFon, 7 Trees, Tanyaland, Greenwisch, Blondiesland, Uvalor, United Galtallicaltopia, Morian, Belschaft, Kholdan, Revcader, Los Lonley Boys, Amerikanisches Imperium, North Kanuckistan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Mittero, Lans Isles, Ferfulesse, Lilli Lands, Janoi Donacen, Hazahmkong, Atomic Garden, Corthsri, Legion Of The Moon, Sedunn, Jontum, Albend, Farengeto, Lynxaion, and The Lombard League.