Population | 9.242 billion |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Samory is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.242 billion Samoryians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.
The thriving Samoryian economy, worth 717 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 77,641 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,825 per year while the poor average 15,837, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.
Surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Samory's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Samory is ranked 222,330th in the world and 7th in Western Africa for Most Beautiful Environments, with 435.07 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Samory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Stationary.
- : Samory agreed to construct embassies between Western Africa and The Bongos United.
- : Samory agreed to construct embassies between Western Africa and Weirdos Are Cool.
- : Samory agreed to construct embassies between Western Africa and The Finntopian Region of DOOM.
- : Samory lodged a message on the Western Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Samory agreed to construct embassies between Western Africa and One Collective Brain Cell.
- : Samory agreed to construct embassies between Western Africa and Anglosphere.
- : Samory agreed to construct embassies between Western Africa and Mitteleuropa.
- : Samory agreed to construct embassies between Western Africa and The Carrot Patch.
- : Samory agreed to construct embassies between Western Africa and Modorra.