The Republic of Sampii is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 183 million Sampiians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sampiian economy, worth 8.28 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,257 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sampii's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sampii is ranked 86,439^th in the world and 5^th in JayDam for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,698.21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.