The Dictatorship of Samulate is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 513 million Samulateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pakeda. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samulatean economy, worth 64.8 trillion Rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,225 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samulate's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samulate is ranked 173,353^rd in the world and 665^th in Europeia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,523.02 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.