The Federal Republic of Sao-Paulo is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Felipo Femurth with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.377 billion Paulistas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Paulo. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Paulistan economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion Cruzadoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,904 Cruzadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the São Paulo Jaguars against long odds. Crime is totally unknown. Sao-Paulo's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sao-Paulo is ranked 306,273^rd in the world and 45^th in South America for Fattest Citizens, with 2.1 Obesity Rate.