by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,817thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,056thLargest Black Market: 6,876th
The Second Round of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Round 2
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Sarcand

Population12.436 billion

CurrencySecret Red Bottle
AnimalFlower Pot

The Second Round of Sarcand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its feral children, aversion to nipples, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.436 billion Sarcandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The all-consuming Sarcandian economy, worth 974 trillion Secret Red Bottles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,335 Secret Red Bottles, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", landfills fill the land, and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good. Crime is a serious problem. Sarcand's national animal is the Flower Pot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarcand is ranked 123,734th in the world and 28th in Lily for Most Extreme, scoring 16.94 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,817thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,056thLargest Black Market: 6,876thMost Avoided: 8,125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,782ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,294thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,519thHighest Economic Output: 19,000thHighest Crime Rates: 22,185thLargest Populations: 23,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,210th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, landfills fill the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarcand, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.

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