The Reformed Hellenic Kingdom of Sarvanti is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Theoklymnios Philoxenides with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 9.404 billion Sarvantines enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phaisteia. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sarvantic economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Drakhmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,074 Drakhmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sarvanti's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenism.

Sarvanti is ranked 308,095^th in the world and 353^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.