The Volcanism of Savai is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by PM Robert with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 35.867 billion Savaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dasa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Savaian economy, worth a remarkable 4,529 trillion talats a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,284 talats, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Golden statues of lions line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, almost all products in Savai are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and for 25 talats tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Savai's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Savai is ranked 308,114^th in the world and 10^th in The Cuckoos Egg for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.